Xbox Kinect: * "ready" chime*
Me: Fuck you!
Xbox Kinect: * "sorry, what?" chime*
Nick: There really need to be an Easter Egg for that kind of command.
Also, in case anyone is wondering, it's 5:30 pm and I've accomplished everything from the agenda I posted last night. So I can get away with hurling maledictions at my game systems with impunity. Until The Revolution comes, of course.